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Saturday, July 9, 2011

Hobb's Projections: Season 13

PROJECTIONS : It's that time again! Yup, the time of the season that StNick pretends he's St. "Nicodemus" and projects the pennant with the help of his sophisticated, "Einstein-ian" formula. For those of you who are new to Hobbs, or have simply forgotten, the method is top secret (I've made a few slight changes from last year) but basically this mathematical formula of mine "poops" out what I call a Hobbs Quality Rating on a scale of 0 to 40. "0" means you stink - and with this new minimum win rule - that you will be leaving Hobb's soon! "40" means you've put together a perfect team, and the pennant is yours to lose! So . . . without further ado:




AMERICAN LEAGUE PROJECTIONS:
AL NORTH:
1st Kansas City Jayhawks (38) Projected North Champion
2nd Milwaukee High Lifes (29)
3rd Philadelphia Erffdoggs (25)
4th Hartford Colonials (24)

AL EAST:
1st Atlanta Braves (35) Projected East Champion
2nd Trenton Tater Rakers (32) Projected Wild Card
3rd Rochester EliteDucks(24)
4th Syracuse Shockers (15)


AL SOUTH:
1st Louisville Knights (34)Projected South Champion
2nd Oklahoma City Falcons (28)
3rd Santa Fe slurve (27)
4th Florida TIGERS (19)

AL WEST:
1st Salem Senators (39) Projected West Champion
2nd St. Louis Clydesdales (37) Projected Wild Card
3rd Las Vegas Desperados (28)
4th San Diego Surf Sharks (25)

AL PROJECTED CHAMPION: Salem Senators
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NATIONAL LEAGUE PROJECTIONS:
NL NORTH:
1st Chicago Orphans (37) Projected North Champion
2nd Vancouver Spidermonkeys (34) Projected Wild Card
3rd Minnesota North Stars (31)
4th Detroit Renaissance (28)

NL EAST:
1st Indianapolis Cougars (40) Projected East Champion
2nd Scranton Blue Collars (36) Projected Wild Card
3rd Pawtucket Pencil-Necked Geeks (26)
4th Columbus Red Dogs (18)

NL SOUTH:
1st Jackson Moonshiners (32) Projected South Champion
2nd Charlotte Codes (31)
3rd San Juan Padres (25)
4th Durham Bulls (18)

NL WEST

1st Boise Burlap Sacks (35)Projected South Champion
2nd San Jose Poppies (30)
3rd Salt Lake City Golden Crew (22)
4th Arizona Cacti (17)

NL PROJECTED CHAMPION: Indianapolis Cougars

PROJECTED HOBBS S13 CHAMPION: Indianapolis Cougars

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